Controlling the quality of life. That's what she said.
…my true love gave to me, four calling birds aka screaming Ryan brothers. Apparently the 4th gift is traditionally “colly birds” but Americans changed it or something, but I’ll stick with “calling” because it’s easier to use to poke fun of the NFL. Who needs four calling birds when they can have two Ryan brothers screaming an insane amount of profanity at you like they do at referees?