On the third day of Christmas…

…my true love gave to me, three french hens aka three forms of Jerry Jones. I found a couple different meanings to these three french hens, but I decided to go with the one where they symbolize the three gifts from the three wise men. Therefore, I give you the royal Jerry Jones (a royal pain in the derrière), the divine Jerry Jones (in his Jerry kingdom), n’ the deceased Jerry Jones (for his soon-to-be metaphorical death as a GM, or of his team if he doesn’t resign). Happy holidays y’all!

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